Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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