: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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