It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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