Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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