they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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