I've blown a few things in my day
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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