Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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