you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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