Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
