I molested 6 butterflies tonight
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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