No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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