Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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