Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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