just tell him i said nine months
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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