i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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