Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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