your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
