we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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