Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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