I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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