dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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