Having a random hookup so left but love u
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Randomize
