i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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