id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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