There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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