You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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