I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
