i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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