So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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