You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why do cheetos always look like penises
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
