I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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