I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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