Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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