he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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