Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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