Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I love having hate sex.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
