He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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