i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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