I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
