Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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