The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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