It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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