You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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