And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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