And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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