CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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