you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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