I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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