gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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