i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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