i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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