margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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