She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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