At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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